If you’re one of the most famous rappers in the world, chances are you don’t have a hard time in the romance department. For ASAP Rocky, who’s been linked to Kendall Jenner, Rihanna, Rita Ora, and Iggy Azalea, that sentiment definitely rings true. But what the 31-year-old does currently have a problem with is that a video of him having sex with a woman has leaked online and gone viral.
The clip, which was shared to Pornhub before swiftly being taken down a few hours later, prompted hundreds to speak out, joking that Rocky hasn’t got “any stroke game.”
— naystraphouse💓💫 (@naytingzz) December 19, 2019
— hillary (@nba_hillary) December 20, 2019
If you guys were curious about how my sex life is going, I have no idea if the ASAP Rocky video is bad or not
— Gina (@ginadivittorio) December 20, 2019
My girl: “You seen ASAP Rocky’s sextape?”
— Junebug (@juneelite) December 20, 2019
In response, the rapper took to Twitter with a hilarious message – all in caps – about how he’s currently speaking on behalf of his penis as its defence attorney. “MY PENIS AND I WOKE UP 2 THE ALARMING DISTURBANCE OF A VIDEO CLIP 2DAY [sic],” he wrote. He then went on to say that a long list of “satisfied women” can attest to him not being bad in bed.
“MY PENIS AND I WOKE UP 2 THE ALARMING DISTURBANCE OF A VIDEO CLIP 2DAY. AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY WE’RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE P*SSY. A LONG LIST OF SATISFIED WOMEN CAN ATTEST TOO. BUT THE REAL PUNCHLINE IS SEEING PPL WHO NEVER F*CKED HIM RATE HIM.”
Perhaps the most unexpected part of the whole sex tape saga? That Ariana Grande used it as an opportunity to set her best friend up with Rocky.
The singer tweeted, “my friend courtney says it looks just fine ! (@CourtneyChipolone on ig).” She followed it up with, “merry christmas courtney.”
my friend courtney says it looks just fine ! (@ courtneychipolone on ig) https://t.co/CUUXSBjTO5
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) December 20, 2019
Does this mean Ariana Grande has watched ASAP Rocky’s sex tape? When will 2019 end?