Love truly does move in mysterious ways because who else did NOT have Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner in a secret relationship for their 2023 bingo card.

Let us repeat – love moves in mysterious ways. But also, mazel tov to the happy couple if the story is true. As of yet, neither parties have responded to the current frenzy that has overtaken the internet courtesy of a Deuxmoi tip-off and online sleuths trying to figure out if there’s any truth to the rumour.

How did we get here, you ask?

Earlier today, infamous celeb gossip site deuxmoi let drop several sweet little romantic bangers that suggested the darling of the movie scene and the youngest Jenner had found love in a hopeless place (aka Paris, see below). No comment, no further insight other than the joyful caption “NEW COUPLE ALERT”.

According to the anonymous text, the sender can confirm that not only is the Dune star in a relationship with the make-up magnate but they have been since January Paris Fashion Week. Several anons have chimed in to confirm the news, including one that saying they would even be attending Coachella together.

Of course, there’s no way of knowing whether there’s any meat to the story but we can all hope. Imagine the fashion!

Timothée Chalamet

A little background: Jenner, who broke up with off-again-on-again partner, Travis Scott, earlier this year in January was spotted making a rare appearance at the Schiaparelli show at Paris Couture Week in full Leo / Lion couture.

But she was also at the Jean-Paul Gaultier Couture Show. As was, wait for it, Mr Chalamet. So the stars – literally – did align for the possibility of a romantic rendezvous in Paris.

So we may yet see a Jenner/Chalamet hard launch on Instagram very soon.