Disclaimer: do not try this head-to-toe look unsupervised at home. What you see here is the work of a trained professional.

Actually, that’s almost entirely untrue. Insanely tall social media style identity Trendy Wubi does snap himself in serious get-ups for a living, but unsupervised styling randomness is his unofficial MO. And it works.

In any other world, a purple retro MTV logo T-shirt, acid-trip asymmetric baggy jeans, clunky dad trainers and a massive Gucci bum bag would be the work of the style devil. But throw on a well-cut corporate trench coat and teal baseball cap and all is forgiven. Someone buy that man a decaf.

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